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02/25/2026 – BabylonBee: “Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading the Bible for Lent.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/episcopalian-once-again-gives-up-reading-bible-for-lent

02/10/2026 – BabylonBee: “Pharmaceutical companies wondering if they should develop anti-depressant whose first listed side effect isn’t sever thoughts of suicide.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/pharmaceutical-companies-wondering-if-they-should-develop-anti-depressant-whose-first-listed-side-effect-isnt-severe-thoughts-of-suicide

02/08/2026 – BabylonBee: “Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, no one is keeping track of how racist the birds are getting.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-with-washington-post-cutbacks-no-one-keeping-track-of-how-racist-the-birds-are-getting

01/21/2026 – BabylonBee: “Trump to convert entire city of Minneapolis into an insane asylum.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-convert-entire-city-of-minneapolis-into-insane-asylum

11/07/2025 – BabylonBee: “Mamdani assures New Yorkers there’s no problem too for large for government to make worse.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-assures-new-yorkers-theres-no-problem-too-large-for-government-to-make-worse

10/21/2025 – BabylonBee: “Millions gather to express total ignorance about political system.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-gather-to-express-total-ignorance-about-political-system

10/06/2025 – “Question: What was God doing before he created the world? Answer: Creating hell for people asking that question.” Our Pastor attributed that to Augustine.

For a serious attempt at an answer, I liked this one; I am not familiar with the website:

https://biblewithlife.com/what-existed-before-creation-the-bibles-view-on-what-came-before-genesis

Soli Deo Gloria!

10/01/2025 – BabylonBee: “Super Bowl Halftime Show to Feature MS-13 Backup Dancers” / comment below

https://babylonbee.com/news/super-bowl-halftime-show-to-feature-ms-13-backup-dancers

I submit there is truth in this introspective note: To get a sense of what a man values, observe where he spends his time. Do we spend …

09/29/2025 – BabylonBee: “Doctors find most effective treatment for clinical depression is giggling baby.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-find-most-effective-treatment-for-clinical-depression-is-giggling-baby