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03/17/2025 – BabylonBee: “Studies show majority of people who say they don’t want kids have never flown a toddler around in a laundry basket while making rocket ship sounds.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/studies-show-majority-of-people-who-say-they-dont-want-kids-have-never-flown-a-toddler-around-in-a-laundry-basket-while-making-rocket-ship-sounds

03/05/2025 – BabylonBee – “Europe pledges to send Ukraine their entire military might of 3 panzer tanks and a Nazi motorcycle with a sidecar.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-pledges-to-send-ukraine-their-entire-military-might-of-3-panzer-tanks-and-a-nazi-motorcycle-with-a-sidecar

02/26/2025 – BabylonBee: “Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional”

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-declares-constitution-unconstitutional

Comment: The BabylonBee writers are fed a constant deluge of material. One could get overwhelmed. You just can’t make up such lunacy.

02/24/2025 – BabylonBee ” ‘Whoa, that’s disturbing!’, says Satan, watching Hamas parade.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/whoa-thats-disturbing-says-satan-watching-hamas-parade

02/18/2025 – BabylonBee – “Von Trapp family crosses the alps into Switzerland to escape freedom of speech.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/von-trapp-family-crosses-the-alps-into-switzerland-to-escape-free-speech

Soli Deo Gloria!

02/15/2025 – BabylonBee: “Disaster as King Solomon only buys 698 Valentines Day gifts.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-king-solomon-only-buys-698-valentines-day-gifts

01/30/2024 – BabylonBee: “Senators pause RFK hearing to announce this next round of questions is brought to you by Pfizer.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/senators-pause-rfk-hearing-to-announce-this-next-round-of-questions-is-brought-to-you-by-pfizer

01/20/2025 – “… here are 15 things you can do with your time now that TikTok is banned.” / 2 of 2

https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-z-here-are-15-things-you-can-do-with-your-time-now-that-tiktok-is-banned

p.s. – my bride shared with me at the breakfast table that she thought Trump listed the ban, at least temporarily. Thankfully I am not nearly as “up” …

01/20/2025 – BabylonBee: “Gen Z upset about TikTok ban for 4.3 seconds, which is the maximum amount of time they can focus on something thanks to TikTok.” / 1 of 2

https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-z-upset-about-tiktok-ban-for-43-seconds-which-is-the-maximum-amount-of-time-they-can-focus-on-something-thanks-to-tiktok

01/15/2025 – BabylonBee – “Innovative New Bible Concordance Gives You Out of Context Verses to Justify any Behavior”

https://babylonbee.com/news/innovative-new-bible-concordance-gives-you-out-of-context-verses-to-justify-any-behavior