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04/18/2025 – BabylonBee – “Cain raises $1,000,000 in Crowdfunding donations after killing Abel.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cain-raises-1000000-in-crowdfunding-donations-after-killing-abel

04/09/2025- BabylonBee: “Touching: Amy Coney Barrett adopts MS-13 gang member.” / serious “fear of the Lord” side: Bible verses attached.

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-amy-coney-barrett-adopts-ms-13-gang-member

“Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness, who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.” …

04/08/2025 – BabylonBee – “Protesters demand government waste.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/protesters-demand-government-waste

03/17/2025 – BabylonBee: “Studies show majority of people who say they don’t want kids have never flown a toddler around in a laundry basket while making rocket ship sounds.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/studies-show-majority-of-people-who-say-they-dont-want-kids-have-never-flown-a-toddler-around-in-a-laundry-basket-while-making-rocket-ship-sounds

03/05/2025 – BabylonBee – “Europe pledges to send Ukraine their entire military might of 3 panzer tanks and a Nazi motorcycle with a sidecar.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-pledges-to-send-ukraine-their-entire-military-might-of-3-panzer-tanks-and-a-nazi-motorcycle-with-a-sidecar

02/26/2025 – BabylonBee: “Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional”

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-declares-constitution-unconstitutional

Comment: The BabylonBee writers are fed a constant deluge of material. One could get overwhelmed. You just can’t make up such lunacy.

02/24/2025 – BabylonBee ” ‘Whoa, that’s disturbing!’, says Satan, watching Hamas parade.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/whoa-thats-disturbing-says-satan-watching-hamas-parade

02/18/2025 – BabylonBee – “Von Trapp family crosses the alps into Switzerland to escape freedom of speech.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/von-trapp-family-crosses-the-alps-into-switzerland-to-escape-free-speech

Soli Deo Gloria!

02/15/2025 – BabylonBee: “Disaster as King Solomon only buys 698 Valentines Day gifts.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-king-solomon-only-buys-698-valentines-day-gifts