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05/30/2025 -BabylonBee: “Elon Musk leaves job of making government more efficient for much easier job of sending humans to mars.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-leaves-job-of-making-government-more-efficient-for-much-easier-job-of-sending-humans-to-mars

05/27/2025 – BabylonBee: “Experts confirm that you are the only person on earth who can safely text and drive.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-you-are-the-only-person-on-earth-who-can-safely-text-and-drive

05/20/2025 – BabylonBee: “…Donald Trump declares war on Mexico after attack on Brooklyn Bridge.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-day-that-will-live-in-infamy-donald-trump-declares-war-on-mexico-after-attack-on-brooklyn-bridge

05/19/2025 – BabylonBee: “Couple declines to attend Chinese underground church over lack of children’s programming.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/couple-declines-to-attend-chinese-underground-church-over-lack-of-childrens-programming

04/22/2025 – BabylonBee: “People who bypassed legal process in migrating to USA demands due process before being kicked out.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-bypassed-legal-process-in-migrating-to-usa-demand-due-process-before-being-kicked-out

You just can’t make this stuff up!

04/18/2025 – BabylonBee – “Cain raises $1,000,000 in Crowdfunding donations after killing Abel.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cain-raises-1000000-in-crowdfunding-donations-after-killing-abel

04/09/2025- BabylonBee: “Touching: Amy Coney Barrett adopts MS-13 gang member.” / serious “fear of the Lord” side: Bible verses attached.

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-amy-coney-barrett-adopts-ms-13-gang-member

“Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness, who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.” …

04/08/2025 – BabylonBee – “Protesters demand government waste.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/protesters-demand-government-waste

03/17/2025 – BabylonBee: “Studies show majority of people who say they don’t want kids have never flown a toddler around in a laundry basket while making rocket ship sounds.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/studies-show-majority-of-people-who-say-they-dont-want-kids-have-never-flown-a-toddler-around-in-a-laundry-basket-while-making-rocket-ship-sounds