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06/18/2026 – BabylonBee: “World breathes sigh of relief as terrorists promise to be good.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-breathes-sigh-of-relief-as-terrorists-promise-to-be-good

06/16/2026 – BabylonBee: “Can you spot the 7 clues in this picture that this family homeschools?”

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-the-7-clues-in-this-picture-that-this-family-homeschools

05/20/2026 – BabylonBee: “Study reveals 90% of Data Centers just storing your wife’s pictures of the kids.” (link below)

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-reveals-90-of-data-centers-just-storing-your-wifes-pictures-of-the-kids

05/14/2026 – Babylon Bee: ” “Spencer Pratt’s Rhetoric is dangerous,” Warns Karen Bass to the 30 Angelenos who haven’t been stabbed to death by hobos.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/spencer-pratts-rhetoric-is-dangerous-warns-karen-bass-to-the-30-angelenos-who-havent-been-stabbed-to-death-by-hobos

05/06/2026 – BabylonBee: “Sorry excuse for a Bluesky user hasn’t even tried to assassinate Trump.” (link to article below)

https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-bluesky-user-hasnt-even-tried-to-assassinate-trump

04/16/2025 – “With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left in Congress.” (link attached below)

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-swalwell-resigning-just-534-perverts-left-in-congress

Yes, thankfully the satire is obvious maximum “hyperbole”. But it occurs to me, in a free republic form of government, those who serve in the government (Congress) are …

04/11/2026 – BabylonBee: “Here’s what each of the 79 letters in Cananda’s LGBT acronym stands for.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-what-each-of-the-79-letters-in-canadas-new-lgbt-acronym-stands-for

04/01/2026 – “Ketanji Brown Jackson: “How can a law be unconstitutional if I like it?” (link below)

https://babylonbee.com/news/kbj-how-can-a-law-be-unconstitutional-if-i-like-it

Yes, it’s satire, but you can’t make this stuff up! If you do not know much at all about KBJ, here is just some of the “lowlights”. Sorry, …

02/25/2026 – BabylonBee: “Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading the Bible for Lent.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/episcopalian-once-again-gives-up-reading-bible-for-lent