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02/03/2023 – Babylon Bee – Politicians forced to cancel prayer breakfast after lightning keeps striking building.

https://babylonbee.com/news/politicians-forced-to-cancel-prayer-breakfast-after-lightning-keeps-striking-building

01/30/2023 – BabylonBee: “Djokovic declared U.S. Open champion by default after all other players die of heart attacks.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/djokovic-declared-us-open-champion-by-default-after-all-the-other-players-die-of-heart-attacks

01/27/2023 – Babylon Bee: “Pfizer releases new vaccine virus combo pack.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-releases-new-vaccine-virus-combo-pack

01/24/2023 -Babylon bee: ” ‘Jesus was all about inclusion’, says pastor, confusing Jesus with Satan.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-was-all-about-inclusion-says-pastor-confusing-jesus-with-satan

01/23/2023 – Babylon Bee: “The bee presents a more realistic order of worship: …”

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-presents-a-more-realistic-church-program

Serious side: My preference remains a sacramentally and liturgically based home church. Did I ruin the satire?

Your brother in Christ,

Jimmy

01/21/2023- BabylonBee: “Egypt ordered to pay Israel reparations for slavery.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/egypt-ordered-to-pay-israel-reparations-for-slavery

01/11/2023 – Babylon Bee: “California is the state of freedom says man who locked everyone in their homes for 2 years.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-is-the-state-of-freedom-says-man-who-locked-everyone-in-their-homes-for-2-years

01/10/2023 – Babylon Bee: “Experts say they don’t what thing is causing everyone to suddenly collapse but it’s definitely not that one thing.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-they-dont-know-what-thing-is-causing-everyone-to-suddenly-collapse-but-its-definitely-not-that-one-thing