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12/14/2022 – “Government warns that with Elon Musk owning Twitter, they will now only control 97% of the media.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-warns-that-with-elon-owning-twitter-they-will-only-control-97-of-the-media

A threat to democracy indeed!

12/13/2022 – “Biden calls for $50 billion to help Ukraine track down notorious arms dealer, the “merchant of death”.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-for-50-billion-to-help-ukraine-track-down-notorious-russian-arms-dealer-merchant-of-death

12/07/2022 – “Kamala Harris urges nation not to forget January 6th on this Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-urges-nation-not-to-forget-january-6th-on-this-pearl-harbor-remembrance-day

12/07/2022 – “10 ways the American church has it worse than the church in China?”

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-the-american-church-has-it-worse-than-the-church-in-china?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

I throw this out there just in case someone would like to switch from satire to completely serious:

Name what you would consider the top reason that the American church …

12/06/2022 – “Man spends half his salary for all the manly tasks he can’t do.” (Attached: shared laugh experience amongst three close brothers in Christ. / Be thankful!)

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-half-his-salary-paying-for-all-the-manly-tasks-he-cant-do

This satire is in honor of my brother Jason, who not only has the gift, but he has nurtured it with a lot of sweat equity and persistence. …

11/18/2022 – Babylon Bee: “FTX fraud scandal: Here’s what you should know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/ftx-fraud-scandal-heres-what-you-should-know

11/09/2022 – Babylon Bee: “I don’t understand why I’m struggling with sin so much says a man who hasn’t read the Bible since January 2nd.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-understand-why-im-struggling-with-sin-so-much-says-man-who-hasnt-read-bible-since-january-2nd

11/02/2022 – Babylon Bee: “DHS announces they will suppress as much speech as it takes to preserve democracy.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/DHS-announces-they-will-suppress-as-much-speech-as-it-takes-to-preserve-democracy

10/26/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Jewish Man Found to be Center of Massive Conspiracy to Rule the Universe He Created.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/jewish-man-found-to-be-center-of-massive-conspiracy-to-rule-the-universe-he-created

Round those conspirators up!

A serious note to the side: What is the fastest growing Christian church in the world? Ans: Iran – Check out documentary : …

10/17/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Pfizer insists they did test the vaccine on over 5 billion people.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-insists-they-did-test-the-vaccine-on-over-5-billion-people