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01/23/2023 – Babylon Bee: “The bee presents a more realistic order of worship: …”

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-presents-a-more-realistic-church-program

Serious side: My preference remains a sacramentally and liturgically based home church. Did I ruin the satire?

Your brother in Christ,

Jimmy

01/21/2023- BabylonBee: “Egypt ordered to pay Israel reparations for slavery.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/egypt-ordered-to-pay-israel-reparations-for-slavery

01/11/2023 – Babylon Bee: “California is the state of freedom says man who locked everyone in their homes for 2 years.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-is-the-state-of-freedom-says-man-who-locked-everyone-in-their-homes-for-2-years

01/10/2023 – Babylon Bee: “Experts say they don’t what thing is causing everyone to suddenly collapse but it’s definitely not that one thing.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-they-dont-know-what-thing-is-causing-everyone-to-suddenly-collapse-but-its-definitely-not-that-one-thing

12/14/2022 – “Government warns that with Elon Musk owning Twitter, they will now only control 97% of the media.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-warns-that-with-elon-owning-twitter-they-will-only-control-97-of-the-media

A threat to democracy indeed!

12/13/2022 – “Biden calls for $50 billion to help Ukraine track down notorious arms dealer, the “merchant of death”.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-for-50-billion-to-help-ukraine-track-down-notorious-russian-arms-dealer-merchant-of-death

12/07/2022 – “Kamala Harris urges nation not to forget January 6th on this Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-urges-nation-not-to-forget-january-6th-on-this-pearl-harbor-remembrance-day

12/07/2022 – “10 ways the American church has it worse than the church in China?”

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-the-american-church-has-it-worse-than-the-church-in-china?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

I throw this out there just in case someone would like to switch from satire to completely serious:

Name what you would consider the top reason that the American church …