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12/07/2022 – “10 ways the American church has it worse than the church in China?”

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-the-american-church-has-it-worse-than-the-church-in-china?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

I throw this out there just in case someone would like to switch from satire to completely serious:

Name what you would consider the top reason that the American church …

12/06/2022 – “Man spends half his salary for all the manly tasks he can’t do.” (Attached: shared laugh experience amongst three close brothers in Christ. / Be thankful!)

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-half-his-salary-paying-for-all-the-manly-tasks-he-cant-do

This satire is in honor of my brother Jason, who not only has the gift, but he has nurtured it with a lot of sweat equity and persistence. …

11/18/2022 – Babylon Bee: “FTX fraud scandal: Here’s what you should know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/ftx-fraud-scandal-heres-what-you-should-know

11/09/2022 – Babylon Bee: “I don’t understand why I’m struggling with sin so much says a man who hasn’t read the Bible since January 2nd.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-understand-why-im-struggling-with-sin-so-much-says-man-who-hasnt-read-bible-since-january-2nd

11/02/2022 – Babylon Bee: “DHS announces they will suppress as much speech as it takes to preserve democracy.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/DHS-announces-they-will-suppress-as-much-speech-as-it-takes-to-preserve-democracy

10/26/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Jewish Man Found to be Center of Massive Conspiracy to Rule the Universe He Created.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/jewish-man-found-to-be-center-of-massive-conspiracy-to-rule-the-universe-he-created

Round those conspirators up!

A serious note to the side: What is the fastest growing Christian church in the world? Ans: Iran – Check out documentary : …

10/17/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Pfizer insists they did test the vaccine on over 5 billion people.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-insists-they-did-test-the-vaccine-on-over-5-billion-people

10/10/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Thousands of Religious Zealots Gather for Sunday Worship.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/thousands-of-religious-zealots-gather-for-sunday-worship

10/01/2022 – Babylon Bee: “PCUSA Reverend preaching to empty building since 1993.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/pcusa-reverend-preaching-empty-building-since-1993