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06/27/2024 – BabylonBee: ” ‘Keep religion out of our schools!’ says teacher with BLM pride flags in classroom.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/keep-religion-out-of-our-schools-says-teacher-with-blm-pride-flags-in-classroom

06/26/2024 – BabylonBee – “Congress members to wear UPC codes so lobbyists can scan prices and self-checkout.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-members-to-wear-upc-codes-so-lobbyists-can-scan-prices-self-checkout

06/19/2024 – BabylonBee: “Trump polling at 100% after hosts warn he would cancel “The View”.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-polling-at-100-after-hosts-warn-he-would-cancel-the-view

As insignificant as “The View” is, this one produced a chuckle, so I posted it, it is not insignificant if it does the same for others. haha

06/11/2024 – BabylonBee: “Palestinian researchers discover startling correlation between holding hostages in your home and people shooting at you.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/palestinian-researchers-discover-startling-correlation-between-holding-hostages-in-your-home-and-people-shooting-you

06/03/2024 – BabylonBee: “New York prosecutor says nobody in America is above the law he made up to convict them.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutor-says-nobody-in-america-is-above-the-law-he-made-up-to-convict-them

05/30/2024 – BabylonBee – “Parenting a toddler…”/ Soli Deo Gloria!

https://babylonbee.com/news/parenting-a-toddler-review-house-wrecked-every-ounce-of-patience-gone-also-they-said-i-wuv-you-mommy-165-stars

05/17/2024 – BabylonBee: “Harrison Butler does not reflect our values says league of woman-beaters.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/harrison-butker-does-not-reflect-our-values-says-league-of-woman-beaters

Even if one is a satirical genius, you just can’t make this stuff up…. (“minions of the devil” evil and imbecilic hypocrisy, as in “IQ of a doorknob”, but …

05/10/2024 – BabylonBee: “The Jews killed Christ says man whose sin killed Christ.” / Serious comment attached.

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-jews-killed-christ-says-man-whose-sin-killed-christ

Without an in dwelling Holy Spirit, we are all evil imbeciles. Saved by the grace of God alone! In James Michener’s “The Source”, a full history …

05/06/2024 – BabylonBee: “Ivy League grads slip below county fair carnies on Forbes list of most desirable company hires.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/ivy-league-grads-slip-below-county-fair-carnies-on-forbes-list-of-most-desirable-company-hires

05/04/2024 – BabylonBee: “Missionaries travel from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/missionaries-travel-from-africa-to-reach-the-united-methodist-church

Comment – We can pray that this satire becomes truth, not only just the UMC, but all across America.