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04/17/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Salvation super-spreader event traced back to one maskless man on a cross.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/salvation-super-spreader-event-traced-back-to-one-maskless-man-on-a-cross-2

04/12/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Church staff learns fresh batch of buzzwords that will be meaningless in six months.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-staff-learns-fresh-batch-buzzwords-will-meaningless-six-months

04/05/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Oh no!, Noah accidentally fills the ark with only male animals because he is not a biologist!”

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-no-accidentally-fills-the-ark-with-only-male-animals-because-hes-not-a-biologist

04/04/2022 – Babylon Bee: “37 Episcopalians remaining on the planet vote to stop using male pronouns for God.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/37-episcopalians-remaining-planet-vote-stop-using-male-pronouns-god

04/01/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Worship leaders with ripped jeans show significantly higher levels of authenticity study finds.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-leaders-ripped-jeans-show-significantly-higher-levels-authenticity-study-finds

03/29/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Elijah criticized by Israel for unloving satire toward the prophets of baal.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/elijah-criticized-by-israel-for-unloving-satire-toward-the-prophets-of-baal

Soli Deo Gloria! God has a sense of humor, so I am thankful for Babylon Bee. But He is a God of justice: “If you abandon …

03/27/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Adam confused by new creature God put in garden as he is not a Biologist.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-confused-by-new-creature-god-put-in-garden-as-he-is-not-a-biologist

03/24/2022 -Babylon Bee: “Kindergartner Granted PhD in Biology after Correctly Distinguishing Boy from Girl.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/kindergartener-granted-phd-in-biology-after-correctly-distinguishing-boy-from-girl

03/22/2022 – Babylon Bee: “10 Classic Books That Would be Banned on Twitter as Hate Speech Today.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-classic-books-that-would-be-banned-on-twitter-as-hate-speech-today

Soli Deo Gloria!

03/19/2022 – Babylon Bee: “Lent Officially Reduced to Much More Achievable 40 seconds.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/lent-officially-reduced-to-much-more-achievable-40-seconds

Soli Deo Gloria!