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10/13/2021 – Kids alert: Here are 10 signs your parents might be domestic terrorists.


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Compliments of babylonbee.com. Soli Deo Gloria!

Hey! Are you a kid? Are you being raised by normal middle-class parents who love you and care for you? Uh-Oh, watch out! They may be dangerous domestic terrorists! It’s important to keep a close eye on your parents for suspicious activity so you can report them to the FBI if necessary. Here are 10 troubling signs your parents may in fact be terrorists:

1) They make you pray to Jesus instead of Dr. Fauci: This is a clear indication they are anti-science, since Fauci IS science, blessings be upon his name.

2) They ask what you learned in school today: Asking this question shows that your parents don’t trust the education experts who are forming your entire worldview. Just answer “nothing” and then call the authorities immediately!

3) They say things like: “Let’s threaten people and do violent domestic terrorism to them!”: If they say this and they’re not wearing a BLM t-shirt, it’s a bad sign.  

Read the rest on The Babylon Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-here-are-10-signs-your-parents-might-be-domestic-terrorists

2 comments on “10/13/2021 – Kids alert: Here are 10 signs your parents might be domestic terrorists.

    CarlK

    • October 14, 2021 at 2:01 am

    That’s a good one!
    What’s amazing is about half even my parents did. And the other half they would have never thought anyone would have to ask.

      admin

      • October 14, 2021 at 11:03 pm

      Yea, on the later, the phrase: “my parents would think they were on different planet, or world” just does
      not do justice to what their reaction would be. As I have noted before, I praise God they never saw it. It’s
      hard to believe I have been a family patriarch for sixteen years now. I am too young to say that brother Carl!
      Ok, we need to put our Caleb face on, he is my old guy role model.

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